jueves, julio 28, 2005

Mum? are we in Las Vegas?


I saw yer mother dropping you by
- yep. She always does
- It must be hard for her isn't it?
- no 'cause she loves me
- I ment, she sleeps really late'verynite
- how can you tell?
- 'cause dad told me she's a hooker
- no asshole! she's a performer. p-e-r-f-o-r-m-e-r in the TI
- hooker! Daddy swings her a couple of nites for a couple of bucks, that's why ye're in this'chool you moron!!! daddy owns TI you ape!
- hooker, performer, whatever. Viva las vegas!
adopt your own virtual pet!